The Alien Rituals

I am sitting here listening to the amazing song “I Have Loved You Into Oblivion” by Amorphous Androgynous and getting wicked zooted on flax cereal. I feel healthy and 2.0 but what’s really going on is that I’m probably simultaneously developing breasts and breast cancer. I read somewhere that flax is actually bad for you but that is irrelevant because marketing is everything, but it’s also important to make note of because marketing is everything. Now I will delve with surgeon’s latex gloves on into the material that I would like to get at you with today.

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Manslave update

This week (July 4-8+weekend) Manslave is getting finished up.  Like a lot of MDE shits, the audio is essentially the last step.  A good deal of work has been done already as far as treating the sound, but I also have to score the whole thing.  With any luck we’ll be releasing the beast soonish.  Like 2 weeks.

-JP

edit: oh man I got really sick and got a spinal tap but I got over it wow.  back in action now.

Good Mommy

John John: http://blogs.babble.com/being-pregnant/2011/03/15/mom-confession-i-think-i-love-my-son-a-little-bit-more/

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The Ultimate Ever

How To Contact Facebook

So, you need to contact Facebook.  You may as well stick your head in a vice.  First you will need to re-install your OS, then you will need to adopt Christianity as your main religion.

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Do You Have Kids?  Are They Boys?

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