Million Dollar Extreme

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fjamesprice — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:43:00 -0500

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Doctor Manslave

alienmode — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:09:00 -0500

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I wish my mother was hot so I could pork her. I wish I had a cool space-suit with guns for arms so I could blow up John Cena with my handspeed. I wish Manslave was done so I could upload it.

At least one of those things is true.

A hotly-anticipated, year-long trial-by-fire for America’s Next Top Heroes, Doctor Manslave is finally here. Whether or not it was worth the wait probably depends on your sensibilities as a man and as a poet warrior.

Our personal take on the situation is that this video is Exhibit A in the case against perfectionism. “The perfect is the enemy of the good,” and in this instance, the two blew each other up with Predator drones and IEDs and returned home to receive inadequate medical care. Fold that flag into a million pieces.

But it was worth it.

The two hours we spent shooting it—that fateful November, 2010 night—were worth it. The 200+ hours we spent editing and re-watching it—scrutinizing it—were worth it. The color correction, the phony commercials, the graphic intro and outro, the ass-brutal VHS transfer process…

…It all worked out in the end, and the end justifies the means, because Pappy’s mean and Pappy said so, end of story, because this is a unique contribution to the world. A new mode of filmmaking, a new style of acting, a new philosophy—and we’ll be God-d*mned if this isn’t almost as good as some scenes from some of the less-good Jonah Hill/Michael Cera movies.

### XXX-Vin-Diesel-Secret-Only Classified Plan: Manslave 2: Origins ###

The idea behind Manslave 2 is an origin story where Doctor Manslave (Charles) is a well respected and perfectly sane doctor throughout.

He is sent, along with Dr. Badtanman, Cobra, and Dr. Thessaloneous Assman (pronounced “Asman”, played by Will Sasso), to deep Africa, to find some sort of artifact. We will shoot this anywhere in LA where we can find some trees and just pretend like it’s a jungle despite the fact that people will be walking by.

At long last we will find the artifact buried deep within a Sumerian dungeon (an alleyway) and have an argument amongst ourselves about what to do with it. Manslave will weigh in on the side of caution, suggesting we take news of our discovery back to the commission, but Dr. Assman, having waited his whole life for a treasure of this magnitude, will be unable to resist temptation and meet with a gruesome end at the hands of the glowing, deadly artifact.

Manslave immediately passes out in a coma, and Badtanman gives Manslaves limp body a piggyback ride out of the dungeon, followed not far behind my Cobra, who is drooling and making baby talk.

That night, Badtanman falls asleep by Manslave’s side, and we are treated to Manslave’s inner visions, terrors, if you will, visions of a shirtless or lyrca-clad Assman dancing like a demon over hot coals. Badtanman wakes the next day to find Manslave missing, along with a cryptic note.

Also:

Manslave in the jungles of Kujoji

fathering ronnie goldman

professor is martin sheen-like guy sent to kill manslave

close-up of Manslave sinking a knife into Badtanman’s stomach, close up on Badtanman’s face with a voiceover explaining in slo-mo, that he is experiencing the ultimate pure pleasure and pain at the same time.

A scene of Badtanman jerking off (not graphic) shows what he’s thinking about inside his head, and his inner jack-thoughts are really innocent, like balloons

groin-covering object changes each time.

A scene where Manslave convinces Badtanman to whip him across the back

The end.
(Time Has Expired (but) Extreme Neverreally Dies)

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The Alien Rituals

alienmode — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 17:50:01 -0400

I am sitting here listening to the amazing song “I Have Loved You Into Oblivion” by Amorphous Androgynous and getting wicked zooted on flax cereal. I feel healthy and 2.0 but what’s really going on is that I’m probably simultaneously developing breasts and breast cancer. I read somewhere that flax is actually bad for you but that is irrelevant because marketing is everything, but it’s also important to make note of because marketing is everything. Now I will delve with surgeon’s latex gloves on into the material that I would like to get at you with today.

We can make a few assumptions about any alien race that has mastered the technology of Faster-Than-Light-Travel, or FTLT. Their technology is certainly so advanced that they have seen the universal, natural conclusion of the inception of the field of robotics that we’ve seen in this country. (At this point you’re probably thinking to you’reself that these words are a pile of shit, and that I’m dumb, which may or may not be true, but if your so smart then you should be able to take these words and unravel them and make them make sense, and write your own Really Good Essay—maybe you can email this to me).

So our alien visitors, who may or may not be our alien conquerers, have mastered robotics and artificial intelligence and they are some #SWAGGED out hyphy robo-lord-ass-nigaz. They have robots to bring them snacks, robots to design and build other robots, AI to make the decisions and more AI to make sure the original AI doesn’t go rogue and kill everybody. The raw materials are harvested by robots, the products are designed by robots, any and all labor that was previously done by the aliens is done by robots.

The aliens are left with tons of free time to do whatever they want. We have some experience with this in our own society. There are plenty of people who all they have to do is take out the garbage occassionaly or maybe buy their parents some nice gifts on holidays. Because we know what these people (in our own society) do, we can make a few easy assumptions about the aliens.

When we are visited and possibly conquered by aliens, they probably try to share with us their alien version of recreational competitive sports and malnutritious liquids (CoD no-scope headshots, football, Mtn. Dew). If we think any of the alien stuff is dumb I’m sure they will call us fags and vaporize us, which is what we deserve.

That's Good Enough For Me.

alienmode — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 15:24:00 -0400

Shit Bubbles.

alienmode — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:03:37 -0400

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EMAIL THIS VIDEO TO YOUR DIPSHIT RELATIVES.

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OK, now, down to brass business. Hi fucker. ☺

First off, MDE wholeheartedly supports Occupy Wall Street. GOOO AMERICA! Dany Bates from The Wishing Tree is down there in Zuccotti park, go say ‘hi’.

Secondly, throw your TV out of a moving car. This is better. This is the future.

Everyday I wake up and catch snippets of Good Morning America and Today, and I weep silently for the sad state that mankind is, was, and always will be in. I take a moment and prostrate myself before the sands and the winds, crippled, biblically, by grief and longing, before standing up and doing the only thing a sane man can do—__________ (fill in the blank later with something crazy-sounding).

That’s about all we feel like collectively saying with this release. The rest of the philosophy that you need to absorb for today’s lesson is so eloquently given life by the words of talking cartoon bubbles who like to eat doody.

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alienmode — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:02:48 -0400

OK.

Pre-order the fuck outta this right here: mde-tv.bandcamp.com

It’s not easy for us to try and sell something to people who we legitimately value (our fans), but hundreds of man-hours have gone into making this album a true classic. We will cut our wrists the long way and prostrate ourselves at Cthulhu’s alter before we ask you to buy some wack, half-assed shit. Buy this. Trust us.

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Tommy Bald faces off against Dale Martindale for the Northern Football League’s Golden Chalice Award.

So kick back on the Smallman Easy Recliner, crack open a frosty Ripper-T® fitness drink, and enjoy bone-crunching action as big, chunky, hot guys rub elbows and touch tips the hard way (psst, it’s an allegory for war, ya dumb Sheeple, LOL).

Clear out, he needs jock-xygen stat! I’m not dumb, I know how life is. The real, seedy underbelly of reality is that you can’t be a god among men. The most you can hope for is an isolated religious compound with flocks of believers who you can drug and fuck, and that’s illegal.

You can’t have it your own way; you can’t have it the long way; you’re fat and you have cancer; the girl you tricked into liking you thinks blowjobs are icky. So you willingly lapse into a world of fantasy. TDs, QBs, sacks, fouls, chuffs—the high-revving all-American tackle-fest that is FANTASY FOOTBALL.

The data can be disguised as an ordinary business-type spreadsheet, so you can arrange your meat-squad at your 9-5 grind. Talk about your picks at lunch. Think long and hard, think hard, and pretend that your thoughts about some tight-ends butthole-hunting crunch-boner stats and the up-and-coming young buck—pretend that your little shithead ideas fucking matter one iota. Then later on the TeeVee when coach Williams did the exact opposite of what you said and lost the big game, that’s when you can kick back and reap the fruits of your labor—nothing.

The fantasy of fantasy football is fulfilled, and the reward is that you get to continue on hypothesizing and strategizing about numbers in a fake math problem until oblivion.

Could some super-rational, logic-worshiping mini-Nietzsche take that word ‘ball’ and run with it into Sam Hyde’s philosophical end-zone, and totally debase my personal life’s work with a vicious verbal pass interference? Yea, but then he’d leave himself wide open to a cruel body check by tight end Nick Rochefort #76 AKA The Dump Truck.

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alienmode — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:00:14 -0400

How’s that new upbeat catchy bubbly saccharin indie tune go? Are you ready ready are you ready get set are you ready get set are you ready!!!

My four year old daughter, Brooklyn Kelsey Hyde, loves that song. Whenever it comes on my iTunes she waddles over to the iMac and says, “I ready.” :)

Then I kick her super hard in the cunt because “I ready” is not a complete sentence, and I already showed her the iPad 2 ‘Learn New Things’ promo.

There are two versions of the make-your-own iPad commercial materials. The first version is just a single piece of video with an alpha channel, that you can put stuff behind—kinda like green screen. Then the second version, which you’ll need After Effects CS5 for, is my original project file with motion tracking and everything.

1 (use with any editing program):
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I7CC29WW

2 (need AE CS5):
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I71LV59Q

If you liked this and want to see more, consider making a donation. We make this show on a shoestring budget… We do not want to advertise, and we’re pretty confident that Hollywood is not going to come a-knockin’. So if you’re rich help us; PayPal alienmode@gmail.com.

Happy 9/11!

Williamsburg Street Fashion ☢ 2 of 8 ☢ Divorce Daddy Money

alienmode — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:57:49 -0400

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So here we are again folks, kicking a dead horsey, re-hashing the same shit over and over again, but really, it’s your fault, because you Just Won’t Fucking Learn. Imagine asking a 29-year-old woman what she does for a living, and her reply is: “I… used to do stand-up comedy… I, découpage things?”

As always this ~*Real and Authentic Culture Blast*~ is brought to you by our 100% vegan sponsor, Benjamin Netanyahu™. Remember, buy buy buy, buy buy, die.

Why did we ask them about divorce/fathers? No, you’re not a ‘loser’ if your parents are divorced. The whole point of that question was to test a pet theory of mine—that privileged young people with their heads up their asses more-often-than-not have ~peachy~ home lives with lots of love and nurturing care. Divorce and butting heads with one’s Daddy are the two most common forms of trauma for the socioeconomic set portrayed in this series, and trauma (in the absence of medication such as weed, alcohol, and Lexapro) leads to questioning, introspection, and eventually strength. (Sober) folks who’ve been knocked about by life tend to have better answers than folks who think life is a rose-smelling Six Flags joyride.

I’m going to bed; hope this finishes uploading properly otherwise I might slit my wrists. Another M.D.E. (Million Dollar Extreme) Mega-Hit Recession Buster.

Williamsburg Street Fashion ☠ 1 of 8 ☠ "Emmm..."

alienmode — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:18:24 -0400

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“First of all let me just say that it was really a boat-load of fun rolling around New York and interviewing all these cool, unique people. We got to see a lot of genuine New York City tolls and friendly policemen, we got some authentic local pizza, and got a parking ticket for $50.

Let it be known that we just love NYC so much; we’re dying to move down there and get in on all the great action going down. From tag sales to street vendors, from block parties to just seeing friendly faces walking around, there’s never a shortage of cool stuff and experiences to have in The Big Apple.

Check Pitchfork out for the show schedule, then go catch a tUnE-yArDs show at the Knitting Factory. Make you you rub your genitals against someone else’s genitals and combine your hair and sweat with their hair and sweat, then go to their apartment and tromp around in your piss/shit covered shoes and use their weird, expensive hygiene products and smell a stranger’s new smells. Coke is really not a big deal—you can try a little bumpypoo and still hold your shit down—you won’t become one of those ‘cokeheads’, relax.

They’re people just like you and me, wearing special clothing and accessories, and running wild in New York’s hottest sexual playpen—W-burg NYC ‘11. Never remember always fagget.

Listen guys, The World is on fire, and I think step one is all of us getting our priorities straight. That’s all we’re trying to say here. Paying $1500 for a 1BR when you ain’t got no job, and doing ‘decoupage’—well, heck, my pappy don’t know much about youngsters these days but even he can see with his old gloucoma-riddled eyes, God bless his heart, that that ain’t no priority worth prioritizin’ over.

OK enough rambling from us. Please head on over to facebook.com/mde.tv — we are knee-deep in some serious play-by-post role playing, on the wall, check it out, love ya!”

-The MGMT

Manslave update

fjamesprice — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 23:45:00 -0400

This week (July 4-8+weekend) Manslave is getting finished up. Like a lot of MDE shits, the audio is essentially the last step. A good deal of work has been done already as far as treating the sound, but I also have to score the whole thing. With any luck we’ll be releasing the beast soonish. Like 2 weeks.

-JP

edit: oh man I got really sick and got a spinal tap but I got over it wow. back in action now.

♣ DJ Ka⊗s Movie Reviews™ ♣ Patrick Swayley in Dirty Dancing ♣

alienmode — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:03:34 -0400

*** http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twat — PRE-ORDER TWAT RIGHT NOW! 20+ TRACKS, SUPER HI-QUALITY, STRAIGHT IMPROV, LAUGH YOUR GOT DAM HEAD OFF.

This album is literally the best thing we’ve ever made. Please support your local vegan cruelty-free macrobiotic comedy troupe and drop mad dime. Look at all the shit we made for free. If we ask you to pay $3 for something you know sure as shit it is gonna be worth it. I’ll never cheat on you. ***

### Rambo clips star Jack Prime as Rambo. Jack previously appeared on MDE as Jerry ‘Dent-Head’ Dibble in ‘Jerry Doesn’t Get Wiggers’. ###

$$$ Fuck the world; fuck my moms and my girl. My life is played out like a Jheri curl—I’m ready to die. $$$

DJ Kaos didn’t really know who Patrick Swayze was but that didn’t stop him from one of the most heartfelt and touching tributes seen on video. See, here at MDE we really respect our dead celebrities—our great icons. The world is burning and life is torture, but the noble actors and actresses whom we look up to, they provide for us a model of dignity and grace that let’s us know there is something better in this life.

Sam’s mom as usual said that this video is tasteless and disgusting, but she watches television literally all day long.

That’s about it.

XOXO

(GIRLS ONLY) Pomeranian Love Day

alienmode — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:01:13 -0400

http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twat

We don’t feel too hot about this one but it’s something. Take it or leave it. Girls like it. Show this to a girl and watch her pussy-fart.

Sponsored by Eukanuba and Labeda Extreme roller skate wheels.

OSAMA_IS_STILL_ALIVE(REAL 720P)_INCL-HEATH-LEDGER-

alienmode — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:57:05 -0400

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED — Facebook.com/MDE.tv

ΝØ-BOMB-A killed his cousin OSAMA

I looked up on IMDbPro.com and it says the Afghan is played by Morty Schlomo.

Southland Extreme Interviews (HD)

alienmode — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:37:00 -0400

Pre-order TWAT, MDE’s debut comedy album: http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/

We only have one short track posted up right now, but the end product will be Certified Cock-Diesel Bubble-Goose™, we promise you.

This video you see right here before your very eyes involves friend-of-the-show and Actual Southerner, Nic “Zerp” Rainone, hamming it up in some shit-awful shopping mall for Texas’ most unknowing and gullible dummies. Watch how they almost shit their pants when we approached them about “Water-Liquidation”—goons!

Edited by sweet old David Coppola. Thank you James Price (myboyslist.com) for mixing. The music is mostly Earthbound, with uh, maybe one or two songs from Kevin MacLeod’s incompetech.com, and the last song with the older woman is by Orangy or Vaervaf. Sorry I don’t keep track of the song titles :(

In case you care, this video represents a production shift for MDE. Previously, all our work was finished in After Effects. The edits were done in Premiere, but after a certain point, the entire project was imported into AE, and never taken back into Premiere. AE provides more precise control and yields itself to perfectionism, which is why we did it this way, while Premiere is a much more immediate-but-sloppy kinda deal.

Out of frustration with this slow method of post-production, I decided to keep Southland Extreme Interviews a Premiere project from beginning to end. Instead of taking several weeks of pain, the color correction, edit-tightening, and graphics phase only took three days. And it wouldn’t’ve looked much better if we did it the old way, anyway. Nice :D

I guess that’s it. Go buy TWAT.

Chris AKA Shinjiro, Your Anime Expert

alienmode — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:02:05 -0400

Tony Nuclear Terror 1 - Gold Bucket Bluff

alienmode — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:53:46 -0400

In case this looks old: it’s footage from 2006 that Charles Carroll found on an encrypted hard drive that he thought was entirely porn.
So yes it is well-worn territory (you are such a genius comedy critic; I wish you would come write for us; we would suck your dick; we’re shit and you’re champagne)…

…but we figured it would be better to release this anyway, instead of another three weeks of radio silence while we cook up Manslave.

If anybody wants to do artwork for a sketch, or provide one or more of us with free lodging in LA, get at me ASAP—alienmode@gmail.com.

Other than that… Not sure what else to say, really. We’re definitely feeling the tight squeeze around our balls just like most people I guess. Sam eats like a homeless fuckin’ dirt-bum and Nick sleeps on a bed of guns, while Charles laughs all the way to the bank—the blood bank.

Is it time for bloody revolution yet or are we all just gonna chill? Pass the haze…………….haze has crystals…….this has blue crystals………….

How To Contact Facebook

alienmode — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:49:59 -0400

So, you need to contact Facebook. You may as well stick your head in a vice. First you will need to re-install your OS, then you will need to adopt Christianity as your main religion.Then you will need to abandon hope of ever ever establishing any sort of meaningful contact with the boys in blue. The most that you can ever hope for is to momentarily distract a handful of Indian customer support peeps, and maybe cause Facebook, Inc. to hemorrhage $3.17 over the course of several months of emailing.

Then, start penning your first plea for help, and in the ‘to’ field, drop this deuce:

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A lot of these are broken, but, the good news is, maybe six or seven people will actually read your email. I don’t know, it’s not much, but in a digital age you don’t have much to hold on to before it’s lights out, time to kill yourself. This is what helps me hold on to the final thread.

I guess the main problem is that you have a Facebook profile to begin with. What a fucking toilet this website is man I swear to God.

Good Mommy

alienmode — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:40:11 -0400

John John: http://blogs.babble.com/being-pregnant/2011/03/15/mom-confession-i-think-i-love-my-son-a-little-bit-more/alienmode: are you preg
John John: no
alienmode: oh ok
alienmode: whats with this link

John John: it’s fucked up

alienmode: LOL
alienmode: this is actually a picture of her i think
alienmode: look at her fucked up face first of all
alienmode: wow yea this is her
alienmode: you can tell
alienmode: first of all
alienmode: her facial structure
alienmode: hints at something awful
alienmode: which is what obviously comprises a big chunk of her personality
John John: lololol

alienmode: that smashed-in, ruddy, colonial, puritan, log cabin face

John John: she has a psycho face
alienmode: the face that no man would choose but if you lived 400 years ago around plymouth rock you’d have to choose
John John: OMG YES
John John: wow
alienmode: if you were a fresh irish/scottish immigrant slaving in the rust belt you’d have to choose
John John: she looks like she belongs in utah
alienmode: and so her genes propogated
John John: in a polygamist marriage
alienmode: yes yes
alienmode: yes
alienmode: wife #6
alienmode: when the guy stopped giving a shit what the wives looked like
alienmode: but
alienmode: second of all—
alienmode: her article is pretty logical
alienmode: because her daughter is an ugly little faggot

alienmode: wow theres a picture of her husband
alienmode: he looks like he sniffs little boys assholes

alienmode: professionally

John John: rofl
alienmode: jesus christ they look like an advertisement for middle america
alienmode: an ad for ‘debt’
alienmode: or chevys
alienmode: i like how her whole shtick is crapping out babies
John John: i just love “there are moments – in my Sophie’s Choice type musings – when I wonder which child it would really be worse to lose…if I were ever forced to choose.”
alienmode: like thats her life goal— make children… make more grey mush for the world
John John: yup!
alienmode: i can only pray she has the type of psycho mind that causes a woman to drown her own offspring, so that the future will be spared more of this crap

X-MEN: The Fall of the House of Xavier

alienmode — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 02:09:30 -0400

Please, for the love of whatever it is that you believe in, send this one around.

Send this to your friends, your acquaintances, your pieces-of-shit who didn’t think much of you in high school but you’re a late bloomer and now you’ve got a career while they still work at the lumberyard and get paid $10/hr under-the-table… this is the one you send. This is the MDE sketch you share with the world. Give us Golden Wings.

Or maybe we’re delusional and this isn’t the break-out sketch. Maybe it’s just more mouth-candy for you sweet pussy cream fans. Whatever. The point is we love making videos and we love The World. We want to heal it’s sad sadistic suffering but you can’t just jump into ligament stretching dick exercises without a hot wrap, know what I mean? I mean maybe Planet Earth isn’t ready for the pure unfiltered madness, at least not just yet.

Or maybe all we can hope for is an ocular oasis for the weary warriors. Those OutKasted odd fellows who wake up every morning to a weird world. If you’ve ever felt the lash of the mind-whip, or if the soul-chains are currently tightening around your neck and cock, these videos aren’t just the daydreams of The Universe’s eternal prisoner. They aren’t just your daily dose of escapism in easy-to-swallow form. They’re a clarion call—a collection of mottos, maxims and malapropisms for you to burn in the back of your occipital lobe.

MDE is a religion and this right here is a sermon. Do you think it’s like, shock humor or something? Like whoa, Wolverine jacking off, that’s funny? The wisdom key in all this is the alacrity with which Beast commits suicide. That’s what should really be pushing your joy buttons. You ever go driving down the highway and suddenly catch yourself thinking about yanking the wheel as hard and fast as possible and slamming your car front-first into a Jersey barrier? There’s something to that my friend. A therapist would listen to you talk about that and write it down and make a note to delve deeper.

Enjoy the new video you fucks. Stop smoking weed it’s disgusting you look like shit.

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ILLUSTRATION: cargocollective.com/bgirl (with James Esposito)

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alienmode — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 01:59:19 -0400

Your kids hate you,

Nancy Linda Gail Delora Beth Donna Debbie Louise Linda Ann Pam Bev Martha Mary Grace Cindy Kathy Cathy Barb Joanne Helen…

This is just a little pleasure snack to hold you over. I am working violently on the videos and trying to get stuff done. Sorry for the weight (TEE HEE)… Doctor Manslave, XMEN, etc.—they all coming soon son son.

We need an intern. Anybody out there sick with art/computers? Anyone wanna learn After Effects?

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