Doctor Manslave
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I wish my mother was hot so I could pork her. I wish I had a cool space-suit with guns for arms so I could blow up John Cena with my handspeed. I wish Manslave was done so I could upload it.
At least one of those things is true.
A hotly-anticipated, year-long trial-by-fire for America’s Next Top Heroes, Doctor Manslave is finally here. Whether or not it was worth the wait probably depends on your sensibilities as a man and as a poet warrior.
Our personal take on the situation is that this video is Exhibit A in the case against perfectionism. “The perfect is the enemy of the good,” and in this instance, the two blew each other up with Predator drones and IEDs and returned home to receive inadequate medical care. Fold that flag into a million pieces.
But it was worth it.
The two hours we spent shooting it—that fateful November, 2010 night—were worth it. The 200+ hours we spent editing and re-watching it—scrutinizing it—were worth it. The color correction, the phony commercials, the graphic intro and outro, the ass-brutal VHS transfer process…
…It all worked out in the end, and the end justifies the means, because Pappy’s mean and Pappy said so, end of story, because this is a unique contribution to the world. A new mode of filmmaking, a new style of acting, a new philosophy—and we’ll be God-d*mned if this isn’t almost as good as some scenes from some of the less-good Jonah Hill/Michael Cera movies.
### XXX-Vin-Diesel-Secret-Only Classified Plan: Manslave 2: Origins ###
The idea behind Manslave 2 is an origin story where Doctor Manslave (Charles) is a well respected and perfectly sane doctor throughout.
He is sent, along with Dr. Badtanman, Cobra, and Dr. Thessaloneous Assman (pronounced “Asman”, played by Will Sasso), to deep Africa, to find some sort of artifact. We will shoot this anywhere in LA where we can find some trees and just pretend like it’s a jungle despite the fact that people will be walking by.
At long last we will find the artifact buried deep within a Sumerian dungeon (an alleyway) and have an argument amongst ourselves about what to do with it. Manslave will weigh in on the side of caution, suggesting we take news of our discovery back to the commission, but Dr. Assman, having waited his whole life for a treasure of this magnitude, will be unable to resist temptation and meet with a gruesome end at the hands of the glowing, deadly artifact.
Manslave immediately passes out in a coma, and Badtanman gives Manslaves limp body a piggyback ride out of the dungeon, followed not far behind my Cobra, who is drooling and making baby talk.
That night, Badtanman falls asleep by Manslave’s side, and we are treated to Manslave’s inner visions, terrors, if you will, visions of a shirtless or lyrca-clad Assman dancing like a demon over hot coals. Badtanman wakes the next day to find Manslave missing, along with a cryptic note.
Also:
Manslave in the jungles of Kujoji
fathering ronnie goldman
professor is martin sheen-like guy sent to kill manslave
close-up of Manslave sinking a knife into Badtanman’s stomach, close up on Badtanman’s face with a voiceover explaining in slo-mo, that he is experiencing the ultimate pure pleasure and pain at the same time.
A scene of Badtanman jerking off (not graphic) shows what he’s thinking about inside his head, and his inner jack-thoughts are really innocent, like balloons
groin-covering object changes each time.
A scene where Manslave convinces Badtanman to whip him across the back
The end.
(Time Has Expired (but) Extreme Neverreally Dies)
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