WHY IS THIS SHIRT SO EXPENSIVE? It will be printed all over in metallic foil, that's why. It costs like $2.00 extra for each printing location and we're gonna print everywhere, in the armpits, on the sleeves, you'll look very tribal when you wear it.
Final artwork may vary slightly. 100% cotton tampon, 100% cotton lifestyle. However, legally, if you get a 100% polyester t-shirt in the mail, there is nothing you can do about it.
We will probably do lots of weird things with this shirt. Right now I'm thinking about printing on the sleeves, each sleeve like a police badge, a thing that says "I'm Cool". Big huge letters everywhere that say things like "IDIOT" and "KILL ME". No swears though, so you will be allowed to wear this shirt to school or church!
When all is said and done, there will be so much ink on this shirt that it just feels like shit, like a big piece of plastic... It's going to be really tacky looking, especially with metallic foil printing, you're just going to look like a clown when you wear it, but there's something about looking like a clown that is nice sometimes and it has to be done, essentially. Might line the inside with horse hair. Please make sure you order a size larger than you usually do, so it fits like a nice huge dress and also because once you are wearing it you'll probably start eating junk food more and get fatter.
Must be homosexual and clinically obese to order. Please attach photographic proof of homosexuality along with a doctor's note regarding your obesity. When this thing comes in the mail and your parents see what you spent their money on, they will probably fuckin disown you. Please include an extra $2.00 USD if you would like us to include a USB drive full of hard crush videos.